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A sadist, masochist, murderer, necrophile, zoophile and pyromaniac in a psychiatric ward.

SADIST: hey, why don't we torture a cat?

ZOOPHILE: let's torture then f*ck it.

MURDERER: you should torture it, f*ck it then kill it.

NECROPHILE: once it's dead,. let's f*ck it again.

PYROMANIAC: yeah! then let's set it on fire!

**SILENCE**

They all looked at the MASOCHIST and said "What about you? Do you have anything to say?"

MASOCHIST: meow.

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