Text Message 21

Mommy # 1: Ano ang ipinapainom mo sa baby mo?
Mommy # 2: Promil para sa matatag na pangarap. Eh ikaw?
Mommy # 1: Emperador para sa totoong tagumpay!

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Teacher: What famous disaster occurred in the year 1912?
Know-it-all student: The Titanic struck an iceberg!
Teacher: Yes and where did it occur?
Know-it-all student: North Atlantic!
Teacher: What month?
Know-it-all student: April! 12th of April!
Teacher: How many passengers and crew perished!?
Know-it-all student: 1,517!
Teacher: And what were their names?!

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Isang hatinggabi, si Sadako ay sumakay ng jeep patungong Balete at dun siya...

dun siya wish you girlfriend was hot like me
dun siya
dun siya baby
dun siya!

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While I was walking alone
Something special happened
I couldn't believe what I saw
Gems...


... Yap!
Ang tangkad pala niya 'no?
Kasama pa niya si Kres.

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Ang mga Bisaya di ko maintindihan English nila
English ng isda... pis.
English ng mukha... pis.
Ng pandikit... pis.
Ng kapayapaan... pis.
Tinanong pa ako kung saan ako nakatira... Pis I o Pis II?
Pisti!