Text Message 50

Host: What's your ideal age for marriage?
Girl: Uhmm… I am not sure…
Host: Hindi… Kunwari ikaw, more or less…?
Girl: Uhmm… more. (crowd booing…) Sige, Sige… Less, less….


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Host: If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to showcase the beauty of the Philippines?
Girl Contestant: Bocaue.
Host: Bocaue…? Why Bocaue?
Girl: Because it's a magnificent place.
Host: Which part of Bocaue?
Girl: The Bocaue Rice Terraces.
(Banawe kaya 'yon!)