Text Message 52

Host: Describe your special someone in three words.
Girl: Kahit nga po 1 word, kaya ko.
Host: Ok, sige…
Girl: In one word… MY LIFE!

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Host: If you were given any special power, what would it be?
Girl: Power of Attorney!

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Host: So you like reading, who's your favorite author?
Girl: Uhmm, Shakespeare.
Host: What works of Shakespeare?
Girl: Hindi ko po alam eh.
Host: But he's your favorite…?
Girl: Eh… kasi patay na sya eh.

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Host: What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?
Girl: Drugs.
Host: Why?
Girl: Mahal eh!

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