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Bush: lets help one another.
Erap: tayo’y magtulungan.
Bush: let’s strive together.
Erap: tayo’y magsikap.
Bush: because in union there is strength.
Erap: dahil sa sibuyas may titigas!

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Hating-gabi, hot si misis. Haplos niya ilong ni mister, kiliti niya sa leeg, saka bulong malambing sa tenga…
Misis: love, ala na ko panty.
Mister: huh! Cge, tulog na, bukas ibili kita.

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Wife: honey, bili mo naman ako bra..
Husband: hon.. wag ka na bra, liit naman ng dede mo eh.
Wife: (taas ang kilay) eh ba’t ikaw naka-brief pa.

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