Text Message 62

TEACHER: Lahat tayo nagmula kay adam and eve.
STUDENT: Ma'am, hindi yan totoo... Sabi ng tatay ko nagmula raw tayo sa mga unggoy!
TEACHER: Boy, hindi natin pinaguusapan ang pamilya mo.

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A beautiful story:

A girl asked a boy if he thought she was pretty...

He said no.





Ayun, badtrip yung girl.
Nagtanong pa kasi eh...

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TOP 8 Melanie Marquez Quotes:

1.I couldn't care a damn!
2.What's your next class before this?
3.Can you repeat that for the second time around once more from the top? (ulitin natin hanggang mamatay tayo!)
4. Hello, my brother Joey is out of town. Would you like to wait?
5.Don't touch me not!
6. Hello? For a while, please wait yourself.
7. You!! You're not a boy anymore! You're a man anymore!
8. Come, let's join us! (Why not, no?)