Text Message 65

Host : Saan "B" tayo madalas pumunta pag summer upang maligo?
Contestant: Banyo?
Host: Hindi, pag pumunta ka doon, maaarawan ka.
Contestant: Bubong?
Host : Hindi, marami kang makikita duong mga babaeng naka-bikini.
Contestant: Beerhouse!

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In a bus, a lady hears 2 jamaican men engaged in animated discussion:

"Emma cum 1st then I cum then 2 asses cum together. I cum once-a-more. 2 asses, dey cum together again. I cum again and pee twice. then I cum 1 last time."

Lady: " you foul-mouthed sex-obsessed jerks, in this country we dont speak
aloud about our sex lives in public places"

Jamaican: " hey coola down lady, who talkin about sex? Ima justa tellina my
friend how to spella MISSISSIPPI."


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Sabi ni DOC kay Lolo: "Lo, i need samples of your urine, stool and semen"

Lolo: Ano daw kailangan ni doc??

Wife: ibigay mo nalang Brief mo, andun na lahat yun....!!

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GRO: sir! ELMO pala name nyo

Man: di ah!

GRO: yan ang nakatatoo sa manoy mo, liit nga!

Man: sige himas mo. O! ano basa mo?

GRO: WOW! EL FILIBUSTERISMO