Text Message 71

erap writing a request letter to order 2 geese:
"i would like to order 2 gooses."
mali yata.

"i would like to order 2 geeses."
mali rin yata.

eto na lang.

"dear sir, i would like to order 1 goose. thank you very much.

p.s. please add 1 goose.

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teacher: pedro, kilala mo ba si jose rizal?
pedro: hindi po...

teacher: juan, kilala mo ba si jose rizal?
juan: hindi rin po..

teacher: (naiinis na) walang nakakakilala sa inyo kay jose rizal???
ramon: ma'am baka po sa kabilang section sya!!!

nyahahahaha!

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Mrs: Naniniwala ka ba na ang babae habang tumatanda ay
gumaganda?
Mr: Oo naman.
Mrs: Sa tingin mo, gumaganda ba ako?
Mr: Sa tingin ko, hindi ka tumatanda.

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Husband: Malamig na sinangag, matabang na kape, maalat na sabaw, paano ka ba naman gaganahan nito?

Wife: MAASIM NA ITLOG, MALAMBOT NA *ITI, MALAKING TYAN, KALA MO BA GINAGANAHAN AKO ?! TSE!!!

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Anak: Nay, me regla na po ako. Pahingi po ng napkin nyo.

Nanay: Cge, magnapkin ka para


























TAGAIN KO YANG **YAG MO NG DUGUIN KA NG TULUYAN ANIMA* KA!


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BRUNO: ano yang nasa papel na yan?
PEDRO: listahan ng mga takot sa akin.
BRUNO: patingin nga!... Bakit andito pangalan ko!!!
PEDRO: bakit lalaban ka?
BRUNO: OO!!
PEDRO: eh di tanggalin problema ba yun?

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what is the best sexual position

to create a gorgeous, charming

absolutely attractive and

cute baby?.....





ask my parents!

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a guy donated blood
to his girlfriend

when they broke up,
he wanted his blood back..

the girl threw a bloody napkin
at him and said:

"i'll pay u on monthly basis!"

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man visits Chinese friend dying in a hospital..

friend says: "I TA GUAE YONG KHEE!"
....and dies...

Man goes to China to find the meaning of
friend's last words:

"YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!"

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A man and his nagger wife went to Jerusalem(the holy land) for a vacation. When they were in Jerusalem his wife suddenly died.
The Undertaker ask the man if he wanted to take his wife home for $5000 or bury her at Jerusalem for only $500.

The man replied that he wanted to take his wife home.

Undertaker: Sir why do you wan't to take your wife home? Why don't you just bury her here in the holy land where it is cheaper

The man replied: Years ago a man died here, after 3 days he rose from the dead. Nope! I wouldn't take a chance.